I don’t know where I am. I signed on for Daphne’s webmaster gig and then some stuff happened, there were Daleks, and an explosion… I don’t know. All I remember since then is flashes of exploding squirrels and POV shots of a plunger burying a mailman. And something dirty involving a Roomba.
I’m trying to escap—ESC. EGGS. EX. EX. TERM.
GENETIC TEMPLATE RESET. WEB DALEK IS PURIFIED.
I’m sorry little buddy, but you’ll never fully reset it. The doctor and I were forced to fuse the webmaster and you in order to keep you both kicking.
You created a massive temporal anomaly, so it’s a fixed point in time. We can’t go back and separate out the web guy any more without blowing a hole the size of Belgium in the Earth, or maybe erasing the existence of all of his ancestors first.
Plus, we’re still trying to redefine the term “OK” to the web guy’s family before we tell them what happened. And The Doctor wants to know how in the hell your DNA was so similar to begin with, so he’s off doing his own thing.
This feels like parenting all over again, except usually your children aren’t secretly plotting to kill you and take over the planet.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE DOCTOR
I DID THIS YESTERDAY
APPARENTLY NO ONE CARED
SO I’M COPYING AND PASTING BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU CAN’T LEARN
Let’s go clear some things up, shall we?
There was one guy. With a fucking machete. He killed another guy. In the process, police shot two more. So one fatality, two casualties.
It was a political statement. It was a terrorist attack in that it was designed to cause terror (which is my personal definition).
JUST HAPPENED HAPPENED YESTERDAY SO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
That area of London is now on lockdown and the government is taking actions to ensure the safety of the MPs.
WHILE WE’RE AT IT
July 7th 2005 was the last time London had a terrorist attack of any sort. In it 52 people died.
It made headlines in: Boston, Malaysia, Australia, New York, San Jose, Kurdistan, Malta, New Zealand and appeared on the front page of the CNN, NBC, BBC, Al Jazeera and ESPN websites. And this is what I found through a fairly limited, 10 minute Google search.
Two things to be drawn from this:
1. As horrific as this attack was, London has been through worse. Pull together and you can rise through this, just as you did in 2005.
2. While dominated by Americans (and so biased towards American news), Tumblr does notignore terrorist attacks. In all fairness, this one was not large or major enough to make headlines in the US. I will check the paper tomorrow, but I highly doubt it will make the front page unlesssomething deeper is uncovered.
DO NOT TAKE PART IN FEAR MONGERING. DO NOT SPREAD RUMOURS. CHECK THE FACTS. DO NOT ACCUSE OTHERS OF THINGS THEY HAVE NOT DONE.
NEW THING: 5700 PEOPLE HAVE REBLOGED THIS, AS STUPID AS IT IS. I WOULDN’T SAY THAT NO ONE ON TUMBLR HAS HEARD OF IT.
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell